Elon Musk's Midterm Losses Add New Sting to Cards Against Humanity's Monument Plan

Elon Musk spent nearly $500 million trying to keep Republicans in power. Instead, Democrats took Congress, his preferred candidates got clobbered, and Cards Against Humanity is still raising money to build a monument calling him a “sad little b*tch with no friends.”

According to The Atlantic, Musk poured nearly half a billion dollars into the 2026 midterms, with little to show for it. Of the 37 Republican House candidates he backed, just three had won as of Thursday, Nov. 5, while 33 lost. Six of his seven Senate candidates were defeated, with one race still undecided.

The billionaire's losses were particularly painful in Texas, where he spent heavily supporting Republican candidates. Democrat James Talarico defeated Musk-backed Ken Paxton in the Senate race, while Democratic challenger Gina Hinojosa unseated Republican Gov. Greg Abbott.

Musk also appeared to delete an Election Day post urging his followers to “Vote red today!” following the Republican defeats.

And if the election results weren't enough, there's still the matter of a monument being planned near his SpaceX headquarters.

Cards Against Humanity, the company behind the notoriously offensive party game, wants to erect a permanent insult to Musk on property it owns near Starbase, Texas.

The proposed name? The “Elon Musk Is a Sad Little B*tch With No Friends” monument.

For $10, supporters can join the company's official design committee and help decide what the monument should look like.

The campaign actually launched in August, months before the midterms. But the timing of Musk's latest political defeats gives the company's longstanding feud with the billionaire an entirely new backdrop.

And this particular beef goes back years.

Cards Against Humanity purchased the Cameron County property in 2017 as part of a crowdfunding campaign opposing President Donald Trump's proposed border wall. Approximately 150,000 people contributed $15 each to the effort.

Then SpaceX allegedly decided the land would make a convenient storage facility.

In 2024, Cards Against Humanity sued Musk's aerospace company for $15 million, accusing it of trespassing and using the property to store gravel, generators, vehicles, and construction equipment without permission.

The companies settled in 2025. Financial terms weren't disclosed, although Cards Against Humanity later claimed SpaceX acknowledged trespassing during the litigation.

But that wasn't the end of the feud.

“We can build something on our land. Something that will annoy Elon Musk,” the company declared when announcing its monument campaign.

Its stated objective was to create something that would make the billionaire briefly wonder whether he really was, in its words, “a sad little bitch with no friends.”

Cards Against Humanity is also directing 10% of profits from certain new products toward the project.

No final design, construction date, or permit approvals have been announced as of this writing.

Meanwhile, Musk's election spending could have consequences extending well beyond losing candidates.

With Democrats taking control of Congress, lawmakers are preparing to examine his companies' federal contracts, his involvement with the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), and potential conflicts of interest.

The election results also follow months of personal controversy surrounding Musk, including allegations made by former partners in Alex Gibney's documentary Musk.

His first wife, Justine Wilson, alleged that someone on Musk's team referred to the mothers of his children as “breeders” and said she felt they were “interchangeable.” Ashley St. Clair, who shares a son with Musk, claimed he wanted a “legion of children before the civil war.”

Musk dismissed the documentary as a “hit piece.”