Everything Rob Kardashian Needs to Get for Father’s Day

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Not every husband-to-be has that special moment where his mom comes over in hopes of destroying his relationship. This book is for the husband who does. (You wouldn’t understand why I’m driving 26 straight hours to Austin, mom!!!) It’s Either Her or Me seems like a fun read for the entire family, actually. Hopefully, we’ll see this power struggle play out in Rob & Chyna’s future show, which’ll probably be a more dramatic version of Game of Thrones. 

If it takes a little time for Kim and Rob to solve their differences, Chyna and Rob’s baby can always get to know their aunt through some, we’re assured, very tasteful nudes. 

Pay tribute to the Shamrock that everyone was throwing around in Rob and Chyna’s Instagram comments when they first started dating with this luxe keychain.

The tangled web of Rob-Chyna-Tyga-Kylie seems to enjoy the art of gift swapping, or as it’s less elegantly know, regifting. Tyga seemingly regifted a car he got for Kylie, so wouldn’t it be so sweet this Father’s Day for Chyna to give Rob the Audemars Piguet watch Tyga gave her years ago.

Until Kim and Rob fully make amends, he may not be included in the Kardashian gifting of fresh Yeezys at release time. However, since Chyna seems to be keeping Rob on a strict workout schedule, we’ll take care of keeping him laced in the best sneakers: his brother-in-law’s.

Rob and Chyna are the modern day Romeo and Juliet, with both the Kardashians and Chyna’s baby daddy are not supportive of their whirlwind love affair. What better book for the new Kardashian kid’s bedtime story than that of his or her parents?

As the son of best (or worst?) Momager in the game, Rob has big shoes to fill. Since he is procreating with Chyna, following in his mama’s footsteps is a great plan.

Safe sex is important and prevents things like… babies.