Polo Ralph Lauren Is Making Money Like It's 1993 Again, Readying Plan for Nu-World Domination

Pop those collars, gentledouche.

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Just when you thought #menswear demigod Brunello Cucinelli was out for the crown, Ralph Lauren made him sit his ass down, financially. 

Polo Ralph Lauren's continued ability to make money, and a ton of it, is kind of incredible. Especially considering they've been doing it for so long, and now, are doing it more than ever, when there is more competition than ever.

Sure, they've had their moments. But this is a brand who is still notably capable of distilling the essence of your favorite W.A.S.P.'s mahogany-lined "sporting club" locker room, bottling it in a green glass oblong universally treasured by dying people who need to endow that smelly fuckup nephew with something in their will, and continuing to sell it to this day, and sell a ton of it. And not change a thing about it. 

Even crazier—or scarier—is that they're just getting around to taking over the world of retail. A report from Womens Wear Daily today explains that not only is Polo making a stupid grip of money, but they are also poised to make far, far more. Latin America and China?

Ralph sees you:

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And yes, for all you holier-than-thou #Menswear types who think of themselves as above the reach of Ralph Lauren's long, moneymaking arm, don't forget: Your new Club Monaco swag comes from the Maw of Lauren as well.

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Lesson: There is some weird universal appeal to wearing a small animal as a logo that taps into the human psyche in a way we will probably never fully understand, other than the fact that exploiting the shit out of this is incredibly, incredibly lucrative.

[via WWD]

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