I Really Meme It: He Will Never Have a Girlfriend

Cereal guy has been a longstanding Internet phenomenon. This takeoff follows a more focused thread.

Feb 17, 2011

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Cereal guy has been a long-standing character of the meme world, making smartass comments while eating a bowl of cereal. When a cereal guy meme featuring an awkward teenage Joseph Gordon-Levitt recently found its way onto the interwebz, the He Will Never Have a Girlfriend series was born. [Fuck yeah! Cereal Guy]

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