As professional sports players, you wouldn’t expect AFL footballers to be able to hold a note. That doesn’t make players trying to sing or act any less cringeworthy or amazing, however. A Virgin Australia 2013 collaboration with the St Kilda football club has recently resurfaced, and “boy oh boy wowee” is it incredible. The video is linked below, but beware, your facial muscles may collapse into themselves in the cringe of Nick Riewoldt lip-syncing to a terrible a capella rendition of the Saints club song.
Everything about this video is amazing, from “Big Boy” Ben McEvoy’s lip-syncing being just slightly out-of-sync enough to be disturbing, to Nick Riewoldt’s weird Glee dance moves as he attempts to move his lips to the time of the backing track. Of course, there is also the glorious early scene of the legendary Justin Koschitske emerging from his weekly concussion to try and sing a note. This isn’t to say that AFL players attempting to enter the world of theatre is bad by any means, but next time, please make it less disturbing.
Of course, this isn’t the first instance of AFL and VFL players have attempted to emerge on Broadway or Hollywood. Here are 5 of the best (or worst) instances of footy players trying to sing. For bonus points, try and make it through all 5 without switching to Rugby.