Tom Brady Jumped Off An Enormous Cliff on Vacation Because He's Won 4 Super Bowls and Does What He Wants

Tom Brady noooooooo

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Hey, Patriots fans, don't freak out or anything, but your hall of fame quarterback is on vacation jumping off enormous cliffs into the water below. He's fine, he actually looks pretty calm doing it because he probably has ice in his veins, but maybe someone should tell Bill Belichick to add a "no cliff diving" clause into Tom Brady's contract. No one is trying to see Jimmy Garoppolo under center until, like, 2020. Chill. 

Shout out to Gisele encouraging him to do it, too. She's up here like, "Are you going to jump, Tom? Because if you don't the whole world will know you're a pansy. No more free drinks at McNulty's or whatever super Boston bar it is you go to. Do it, Tom. Jump." SOME WIFE YOU ARE.

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