There are very few things as frustrating as fantasy football. They include Taylor Swift's "Welcome to New York," single people giving you girl the wrong advice ("He probably cheating"), jalapeno poppers (for not tasting as good as the name implies), and Madden.
Does it make it understand why two friends would fight over fantasy football? Absolutely not, especially if they're well over college aged. But not all people are reasonable, so Joe Fortenbaugh—National Football Post writer—had to watch two of his friends go at it. Like a true homie to us rather than his actual friends, he decided to provide some commentary.
In 30 minutes, two mid-30s men will meet in a field in my hometown for a fight over something that happened in our fantasy football league.
— Joe Fortenbaugh (@JoeFortenbaugh) October 24, 2014
Getting live updates now from scene of the fight. Both parties have agreed to "no leg breaking" (is that necessary?), on to other rules.
— Joe Fortenbaugh (@JoeFortenbaugh) October 24, 2014
Final note on that FF fight: It was a "Loser leaves the league" fight. Ironically, the guy who created the league was the guy who got beat.
— Joe Fortenbaugh (@JoeFortenbaugh) October 24, 2014
The situation leaves us with the footage above, which features heavy-breathing, possible underbreast sweat, and poor fighting technique. Hands up. Always.
[via Fansided]