Stan Van Gundy just learned what it's like to have Shaq rip your balls off and shove them down your throat.
Shaq is back! Yes, Phoenix Suns center Shaquille O'Neal is playing well after struggling through injuries that made him look like a broken down codger. But more importantly, he's regained his shit-talking form. His latest shit storm started brewing during Tuesday night's 111-99 loss to the Magic, when Shaq attempted to draw an offensive foul on Dwight Howard with a highly offensive flop after the Orlando center gave him a light elbow tap. The tomfoolery led Magic coach Stan Van Gundy, who coached Shaq on the Miami Heat, to say that he was shocked by the cheap move and that O'Neal should play like a man.
Never one to let his manhood be challenged, Shaq shot back that his flop reminds "master of panic" Van Gundy of his whole career. This is the press conference version of Shaq power dunking on a rival and hanging on the rim to ensure they get a nice strong whiff of his crotch funk as he teabags them. It's good to have the big man back in full force. Hopefully he keeps it up and is even able to surpass the hilarity of these six classic emasculations...
SHAQ GIVES THE SACRAMENTO KINGS A SEX CHANGE
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• On the track "Biological Didn't Bother," off his album Shaq-Fu: Da Return, the Big Diesel credits his stepdad, Philip Arthur Harrison, with raising him and airs his bio-dad out for abandoning him, using drugs and going on Ricky Lake's talk show in a transparent attempt to get back in Shaq's life for a pay day. Pops goes the weasel!
