This is the Weirdest (and Most NSFW) Sneaker Auction of All-Time

You won't believe what we spotted in the background of this Air Jordan auction on eBay.

Image via eBay

Where do we even begin with this one, fam?

Although we can't all be professional sneaker photographers, one sneakerhead just took eBay reselling to a new low with a bunch of NSFW pics of his "3M" Air Jordan XIIIs. Spotted by Slam editor Farmer Jones, the images show what appears to be a woman taking a shower in the background.

The only problem is, the curtain's wide open and she's in her birthday suit, which might be enough to make this the weirdest eBay sneaker auction of all-time. Seriously, how did they not notice this? 

We have so many questions, but at the end of the day, the XIIIs just sold for $125, so the seller must have done something right.