We haven't crunched the numbers, but it's fair to say that an ill-timed spoiler has probably ruined many a relationship. But in the land of spoilers, few reign quite as tall as HBO's favorite way of toying with your emotional fragility: Game of Thrones. We know of at least one person who knows this all too well. But, hey, why not merge these atrocities into a handy new app?
For those looking to exact revenge on former lovers and disgraced BFFs alike, a new app launching Thursday has you covered. Spoiled, for the reasonable price of just 99 cents, promises to "ruin Game of Thrones for your friends, automatically." According to the Guardian, the antisocial fun doesn't stop there. The app will even tweet out the presumably angry responses of spoiler victims.
The app says it "anonymously and ruthlessly" texts spoilers to what they describe as "unsuspecting friends," though it's probably safe to say that they'll neither be "unsuspecting" or your "friend" if they ever find out who's behind the spoiler barrage. So don't play yourself by compromising your anonymity.
An easy and highly relatable question one might propose when learning of this app is "How do you sleep at night?" The makers of Spoiled have already answered this, promising a good snooze for the foreseeable future:
The Spoiled team was actually inspired by the harrowing story of the woman who got back at her cheating ex-boyfriend by spoiling Game of Thrones bright and early every Monday morning. But you know what they say: one man's bummer is another man’s timely app template.
