Reddit’s advice requests remain a wonderful glimpse into other people’s fuck ups. Here is a wonderful example in particular. A Reddit user named ‘Khaleesiscorned’ cheated on his girl, and after they broke up, she found out. She was pissed, and then blocked him on social media. So far, so standard, right? Apart from what happened next (and every other Monday…):
TL;DR: I cheated on my ex during our relationship, and she found out shortly after we broke up. She’s blocked me on everything, but briefly unblocks me every Monday to send me Game of Thrones spoilers before I can watch it. How do I get her to stop?
That’s so #2016RelationshipProblems. And also genius. And it’s heartbreaking to hear how excited he was when he got the first message:
[She] blocked me on every form of communication when we broke up. But, on the Monday after season 6 premiered she unblocked me and I saw I had messages from her. I was excited because I thought maybe she forgave me and we could move on, but it was literally just every spoiler from the first episode.
So just ignore her right? Nah, see, this is when she upped her vengeance game:
Since then she spoils the show for me every week. I tried to ask her to stop but she blocks me immediately after she sends the message. I blocked her on whatsapp, but she did it via Facebook. Then the next week it was text. She even borrowed one of our mutual friends phones to do it, and I fell for that. (Our mutual friends are all closer to her and apparently hate me now because of what she’s told them about me). I can’t watch it before she ruins it became I have to wait till my girlfriend (my ex ex) is home from work to watch with her.
And he plan got even more elaborate:
She didn’t unblock me, on her main Facebook, she just made a new one with pictures of a hot girl so I’d add her. Then she messaged me from that.
Of course, people didn't help, they just took the piss:
EDIT: To everyone just calling me an asshole and messaging me spoilers, you’re not helping.
He’s since deleted the thread, but a few screengrabs were captured for posterity:
[via Death & Taxes]
