Either Kat Von D and Steve-O Are Dating Now or They're Just Really Good at Casual Cuddles

Ryan Phillippe is on the fast track to marriage with longtime girlfriend Paulina Slagter, this latest move in the world of love will either reassure you that.

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Depending on how you responded to this morning's news that one Ryan Phillippe is on the fast track to marriage with longtime girlfriend Paulina Slagter, this latest move in the world of love will either reassure you that it most certainly exists or serve as further proof that everyone ultimately dies alone. If photos of making out and cuddling are any indication, it would appear that the dating rumors surrounding Kat Von D and Steve-O are pretty spot-on.

Without further ado, here's all the couple-ish 'grams in order from least to most couple-ish:

Ryan Phillippe and Paulina Slagter Dressed as Clowns

Decent clowns, but no obvious coupledom.

Ryan Phillippe and Paulina Slagter Wearing Amazing Shirts

Two amazing t-shirts, no doubt about it. This is slightly more couple-ish.

Ryan Phillippe and Paulina Slagter Dressed Up

This is pretty couple-ish, though certainly not very definitive. As scientists, we can't wholeheartedly endorse this as proof.

Ryan Phillippe and Paulina Slagter Seflie

Very couple-ish. You guys care to offer anything else?

Ryan Phillippe and Paulina Slagter Smiling
Ryan Phillippe and Paulina Slagter Kissing

Behold, your new new royal couple: Kat Von D and Steve-O.

I, for one, am very (very) here for this.

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