After surely breathing a galactic sigh of relief following the announcement that he just finished the final cut of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, director J.J. Abrams is probably on the burner phone right now trying to find out how a children's book seemingly spoiled some crucial plot details of the notoriously secretive blockbuster.
WARNING: Though it should go without saying, there may or may not be spoilers in the nicely organized words and phrases ahead.
This guy, as hypothesized by Uproxx and various others, may have managed to get his hands on an early copy of a "Look and Find" children's book based (loosely?) on The Force Awakens. The presumably spoiler-heavy contents of this book quickly migrated to the internet, to the chagrin of people who actually enjoy watching movies and the joy of all those who bafflingly prefer to know everything that's about to happen before taking their seat in a soda-stained theater.
SECOND SPOILER ALERT BECAUSE WE'RE NICE PEOPLE
Though we won't post the leaked images of the book here, we can say this: If you want to know things like whether or not Max von Sydow is Lor San Tekka or whose X-wing Squadrons ultimately save everyone's collective asses during the battle of Takodana, and you'd prefer to know them before actually seeing the film, then by all means click all over this.
In related news, Abrams and the crew dropped a fresh Star Wars: The Force Awakens clip during Sunday's American Music Awards. Peep below, without fear of spoilers:
