Woman Believed to Be High on Synthetic Weed Absolutely Wrecked a Subway in Alaska

An employee also reportedly found "human waste" while cleaning up the destruction.

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In all fairness, we should probably begin this one with this apparently much-needed reminder: synthetic marijuana is a risky waste of time. For those simply trying to bypass the law in areas not as immediately keen on the continued societal acceptance of weed as something akin to alcohol, just have patience. Legalization activists are hard at work in multiple states ahead of pivotal elections, ensuring that the evolution of Americans' attitudes regarding marijuana consumption will continue. For a wonderful example on why exactly one should avoid this so-called Spice, look no further than the woman at the center of a Subway trashing in Alaska:

Earlier this week, a woman reportedly strolled into Subway to strip off her clothes and initiate what can only be described as a violent rampage. "She disrobed, went fully nude, and kinda just went nuts," local police tell KTVA. "Started breaking furniture, destroyed the store, knocked over computers, ripped the ceiling down, sprayed a fire extinguisher all over, locked herself in the bathroom for a while, broke just about everything you could find."

Adding poopy insult to poopy injury, a Subway employee also found "human waste" when attempting to recover the store from the woman's allegedly Spice-fueled attack. The drug, a less-than-desirable version of synthetic weed, has apparently grow into quite the problem for Alaska over the past year. As noted by Gawker, at least 10 percent of all Anchorage Fire Department emergency transports were related to the consumption of Spice. In fact, local emergency medical services claim they've seen more Spice "than meth and heroin combined."

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