Though it's generally recommended to avoid evoking the resting spirits of MSNBC's Morning Joe circa 2007, one Fox anchor in Orlando (Fox News? Florida? Perfect!) did exactly that, minus the grace. During a story centered on Kylie Jenner's recent adoption of a bunny named Bruce, a bewildered anchorman by the name of John Brown swiftly exits the broadcast with tremendous melodrama. "It's a non-story," he says off-camera. "We’re talking about this family every freaking day on this show! Nobody cares about this family anymore! It’s enough! It’s Friday! I want to have a good Friday! I don’t want to talk about the Kardashians!"
As all those exclamation marks above clearly show, this guy was heated. In fact, according to his co-anchor, such heatedness quickly has Brown's head resembling a tomato, which should inspire some masterful vegetable-related puns, but I want to have a good Monday! I don't want to talk about these anchors! It's enough! It's Monday!
Anyway, for reference, revisit Brown's source material below:
