Nick Offerman, proud owner of a powerful voice and mustache, hit Conan last night sans the trademark mustache to call out John Deere and other companies for copying his voice in its commercials. He's sick of this practice, so he decided to create a commercial for his own new product: Nick Offerman's Genuine Voice, a can full of his magical touch to help companies shill their merchandise. It's versatile, ready to pitch industrial farm machines and "weird stuff ladies need for down there."
Watch the hilarious fake trailer above.
