Kentucky Masturbator Fired From Pizza Hut After Presumably Misinterpreting The Phrase 'Hand-Tossed'

The Kentucky Pizza Hut manager was fired following a photo of purported fondling hit Facebook.

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As occasional purveyors of less-than-great cuisine, Americans often encounter some fascinating characters when attempting to obtain such cuisine at a vaguely reasonable price. A Kentucky woman — alongside her daughter and her daughter's friend — encountered one such character when visiting a local Pizza Hut for what one would always assume is a fondle-free pizza pie.

However, this particular visit happened to reveal one employee's habit of constant genital contact. Of course, photos were slyly snapped and uploaded to Facebook:

In her original Pizza Hut wall post, Sandy Brentlinger (the mother) expressed understandable disgust and a sadly needed clarification that they absolutely did not eat the pizza from that evening's encounter:

"who do I contact to let corporate know about an issue? My daughter and her friend were in line waiting on our Pizza and the guy there kept his hand down his pants playing with himself the whole time.. The girls actually took pictures while that sat there.. they called to ask for a manager to let him know what occurred and spoke to a Zack, who informed them he was the manager and he'd speak with the other guy. The girls are pretty certain that he was the same guy they sat and watched fondle himself the whole time. I pray that he is NOT making the pizza! We did NOT eat the pizza, in fear that he did fondle himself and obviously he's NOT washing his hands. Im just appalled that my child and her friend had to witness this! We have more photos and would like to be contacted by some ASAP! This was the Boston Road Location! Please list a name and number that I may call please!"

Brentlinger later updated her post to reveal that she made contact with Pizza Hut's corporate office. Furthermore, the employee (manager?) was fired shortly after the incident. Though the photo above doesn't necessarily depict unquestionable masturbation, I can safely say that roughly 10 out of 10 pizza seekers prefer those workers potentially handling their dinner (pizza is a bad lunch) to maintain a strict no-genitalia-contact-whatsoever policy shortly before and especially during their shift.

In related news, this exists:

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