Mila Kunis' devious past was brought to light yesterday by an aspiring singer named Kristina Karo. Long before she was Jackie in That '70s Show, she was a downright evil child living in the Ukraine. The type of child who would steal another's pet. For 25 years Karo has been an emotional wreck because Kunis stole her pet chicken, "Doggie," with a psychopathic lack of remorse. "Kristina, you can have any other chicken as a pet, you have a whole chicken farm," Kunis said, according to Karo.
Karo is now suing Kunis for $5,000, not because she wants attention, but because it's the price she's calculated for her therapy and emotional distress.
Kunis and Ashton Kutcher have responded to the damning allegation in a video posted to Meerkat (above). She's trying to cover up the scandal by pointing out Karo was only one-month old when the alleged theft occurred. Curiously, Kunis hasn't been served for this supposed to lawsuit. "Emotionally, I feel served," she said.
Now a $5,000 countersuit is on the way for the physical pain Kunis felt when watching Karo's music video. It's a nice distraction, but justice will be served. Doggy's loss will be avenged.
