Kim Kardashian's Life Actually Sounds Really Boring

Kim Kardashian's life isn't what you'd expect.

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If you follow the Kardashians on Instagram, you've probably felt envious about their glamorous lives at some point or another. Yes, you hate them but that doesn't mean you wouldn't like to experience a day in their shoes. Well, Harper's Bazaar got a peak inside Kim Kardashian's daily routine and it really wasn't at all what you'd expect. Is her life all for the 'gram? Because this play-by-play of the reality star's day is ridiculously monotonous.

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Here are some of the detailed highlights:

She wakes up at 6 a.m. and experiences a first world problem.


... at first I can hardly see the screens because they're so bright and my room is so dark.

The agony.

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After fifteen minutes of kissing her husband Kanye, she checks on her daughter North and goes for an hour-long workout then eats breakfast. At 9 a.m., Kim makes a revelation:


I love baths. I usually take them pretty regularly, but we just moved into our house and are replacing the old bathtub, and the new one hasn't been installed yet, so we haven't had a bath for a month. I can't complain, though—I like my shower.

I hear you, girl. Baths are legit.

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After that, she gets her hair and makeup done for the day's photo shoot or filming. She doesn't wash her hair because she only washes it "every three or four days." But she's a homebody at heart:


There's nothing I love more than getting to stay home all day and not get ready for anything, which is about half the week.

Come now, Kim—are you sure you're really "doing nothing?"

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Once she puts North to sleep, she watches murder shows like Dateline NBC and then passes out at "10 or 11 p.m. at the latest." Yawn.

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This was a day in the life of Kim Kardashian. Thanks for tuning in.

 

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