Console Asylum: Duke Nukem Says "Forever" Starts In May

Gaming's most famous vaporware is solidifying fast. COME GET SOME.

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Somehow, Duke Nukem Forever has a release date, and that date is May 3. Yes, of 2011. We played a bit of the game last year, and all we have to say is: if you enjoy public urination, threesomes, and ultraviolence, then you are in for a bizarre treat. [Game Informer]

So what if we're a year behind on this video chronicling 30 years of first-person shooters? What, we should be on the Internet all day long? Wait, we are on the Internet all day long. Fine, that's a fail on our part, then. [Gameranx]

Virgin Games seems to be the new "official worldwide provider of online tournaments for EA Sports." Which makes sense, since we always figured that anyone playing in online sports tournament had to be a virgin anyway. [Joystiq]

You know where we've never eaten a Happy Meal? No, the answer is not actually "your mom's house." Because we've eaten plenty of things there. The answer is "Pakistan," though now that we've seen this commercial starring Sonic—sorry, SAHNIK SKETBORRD—we're busy looking for cheap airfare. [Joystick Division]

Street Fighter x Kinect? Pretty much exactly what you'd expect. Which is to say: HADOOOOOOUAWESOME. [G4TV]

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