There are plenty of potentially world-altering things going down this week, i.e. shit that actually matters. But, hey, I guess we'll talk about Azealia Banks appearing to confess to sacrificing chickens on Instagram in what some are calling the "grand finale" of this bullshit year:

Banks' Instagram story Thursday showed the Slay-Z artist discussing the difficulties of brujería cleanup. "You know I gotta scrape all this shit up," Banks said. "I got my sandblaster and my goggles. It's about to go down." Later in the Instagram story, Banks added: "Real witches do real things."

And that's the end of this article! Nah, just fucking around. You know the formula by now. Here are tweets from various human beings reacting to this:

Others have taken umbrage with the location of these alleged sacrifices:

Earlier this month, Banks spoke recklessly about Nicki Minaj and received a punctual clapback from the Barbz. Days later, Banks declared 2017 the year of no pettiness: