Watch Madonna Spank CNN's Anderson Cooper, Then Generously Offer Him a Banana

Madonna just wants everyone to eat more fruit, particularly the supremely underrated banana.

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Here are some facts from the Food and Drug Administration about bananas, the world's most underrated fruit:

  • They're absolutely loaded with potassium, meaning they're excellent for the heart.
  • They contain a small but crucial amount of Vitamin A, essential for eye health.
  • They possess something called fructooligosaccharides, which aid the body in the absorption of calcium.
  • Madonna likes to give them to CNN anchors after spanking them in front of tens of thousands of people

That last one doesn't even need a cosign from the FDA, as the video above more than confirms its legitimacy. After pulling Anderson Cooper to the stage for a proper spanking and some sultry interaction during her recent performance at New York's Barclays Center, Madonna generously gifted the CNN anchor responsible for things like informing you that your apartment is shittier than El Chapo's escape tunnel with a delightfully yellow banana.

Eat your fruit and veggies, kids.

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