Drake appears frequently on the indefatigable gossip site Media Take Out, showing up in unsavory all-caps accounts of nightclub fights, late-night bouts of sexting and booty eating, and drama at the urologist's office. The best of these stories are exclusive to MTO. Is it because they're likely untrue rumors? Or is it because MTO is the only site brave enough to publish these deeply freaky tales? Decide for yourself.
Ross Scarano is a deputy editor at Complex. He tweets about Drake here.