Earlier today, Palm Beach's own 61-year-old thrice-divorced Republican blowhard, commentator, noted pill-popper, racist jokester, and semi-deaf person Rush Limbaugh decided he loved Jay-Z's performance of "99 Problems" at Monday's rally in Ohio for Barack Obama so much, he'd perform a rendition of the tune on his own show.
Limbaugh explained:
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Now, let's not forget that Rush and "Mr. Z" (or 'Carter,' if he took a moment to get to know what's in Jay-Z's "heart" for a moment) have previous beef: In "Off That" on Blueprint 3, Jay-Z noted:
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Mr. Limbaugh—a noted slut-shamer who is reportedly being paid $400 million from a 2008 contract that lasts until 2016—failed to note that. So it is.