Of Course There's a Vending Machine for Instagram Likes Now

Is anything real anymore?

phone
WikiCommons

Image via Alex Mihis

phone

2017 has been the year of learning that everything is fake and nothing matters. To that end, here's a vending machine that apparently lets like-seeking Instagram users literally purchase fabricated popularity on the spot:

Russia takes the worst excesses of capitalism to the extreme, so here's a vending machine in a mall for buying Likes for your Instagram pics pic.twitter.com/ZZt189opgd

— Alexey Kovalyov (@Alexey__Kovalev) June 5, 2017

This particular vending machine inside a shopping center in downtown Moscow was first spotted by journalist Vasily Sonkin before being documented on Twitter by Alexey Kovalev, according to Motherboard. "First time I saw it I was so baffled that I forgot to snap a pic," Kovalev said Tuesday.

For the reasonably ludicrous price of a mere 50 Russian rubles ($.89), Instagram users hell-bent on procuring falsified social media engagement can get 100 likes. The machine also allows for the purchasing of followers, with 100 followers going for $1.77.

His kids got them for him for father's day.

— cheerfulexgirlfriend really hates Tesla (@cheerful_ExGF) June 6, 2017

Kovalev told Motherboard he's seen similar vending machines all across the region. On Twitter, Kovalev responded to a "fake news" joke about the photo by vowing to film the machine in action. "This world is doomed," Kovalev added. Very true.

Alright, I'll just go and film this thing in action. It's real and it works pretty much as advertised. This world is doomed. https://t.co/tJWOhDgPAI

— Alexey Kovalyov (@Alexey__Kovalev) June 6, 2017

Though the vending machine photo is garnering a lot of negative attention, the business of selling Instagram likes itself is nothing new. A quick, soulless Googling of "buy Instagram likes" will give you plenty of options if you feel like leaping headfirst down the rabbit hole of existential nihilism.

Latest in Life