Reddit Users Share Worst Sex Advice They've Ever Received

From wasabi and pepper to ill-timed massages, here's a collection of the best of the worst sex advice tips on Reddit.

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Whether it was from kids on the playground, that one friend you never quite trusted, a well-meaning but misguided parent, or an ill-prepared substitute teacher, we've all gotten bad advice about sex. Well, someone on Reddit (of course it was someone on Reddit) decided to attempt to collect all of that bad advice in one place. And wow, is it horrifying. 

A Reddit thread asking "What's the worst sexual advice you've ever heard?" went up on Sunday and, over 3,400 comments later, it's the gift that keeps on giving, if by "giving" you mean "giving me nightmares." 

The most popular comment is some poor soul who was once told, "You only become pregnant if you both finish at the same time." But that was only the start.

One common theme is advice that, if followed, would be extremely painful for the recipient. Biting and "flossing" with a shoelace were some of the never-ever-try-this-at-home activities recommended. 

Other suggestions, attributed to Cosmo, just tended towards the bizarre. "Take a baseball and when he's on top, roll it along his spine." "Sprinkle a little pepper under his nose right before he climaxes." And one about "find[ing] the seam" which sounds like something out of Saw.

There were the insaneways to avoid pregnancy. The things not to do with breath mints. And two words that you never, ever want to hear in combination: wasabi lube.

If you dare, you can visit the thread here for a gold mine of things never, ever, ever to do. Don't say we didn't warn you.

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