Twitter Reacts to Donald Trump's Alleged Request for Golden Showers

Twitter can't stop laughing at Donald Trump's reported love for "golden showers."

Donald Trump at Mar a lago.
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Donald Trump at Mar-a-lago.

Donald Trump at Mar a lago.

Not sure why “golden showers” is trending? Then you need to catch up on your political news.

On Tuesday afternoon, Buzzfeed published a 35-page classified document that claims Donald Trump is into some kinky stuff.

The collection of memos, which was compiled by someone claiming to be a former British intelligence official, included damaging, but unverified, allegations about the president elect. There were claims he had been working with the Russian government for years, and Russian officials played a crucial role in his race to the White House. It also alleged that Russian spies had kept tabs on Trump’s “unorthodox behavior” so they could “blackmail him of they so wish.”

One of the graphic claims involved a luxury hotel in Moscow, Russian prostitutes, and an unhygienic sex act.

Russian Memos on Donald Trump

Twitter couldn't help itself:

Wait "drain the swamp" was just another term for golden showers? This too much.

— Desus MFing Nice💯 (@desusnice) January 10, 2017

even if this golden shower story is true it is absolutely none of our business what happens in the bedroom between Trump and his daughter

— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) January 11, 2017

trump being into golden showers is a bit on the nose for me 💛🚿💛🚿

— tyler oakley 👹 (@tyleroakley) January 10, 2017

I'm sure Trump is pissed.

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

— Grace Helbig (@gracehelbig) January 10, 2017

Can we call this whole Trump golden shower scandal Wee Wee Leaks?

— Adam Compeau (@Compeau) January 11, 2017

SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE A MASH-UP OF ALL THE NEWS ANCHORS SAYING "GOLDEN SHOWERS" LATER TONIGHT.

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 10, 2017

Wolf Blitzer: So, for our viewers who aren't familiar...I should lie on my back now, you said?
Dominatrix (chugging Mountain Dew): Sure

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017

"Nothing to fear but fear itself." 1933
"Ask not what your country can do for you." 1961
"I didn't get peed on. I WATCHED them pee." 2017

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017

Patton Oswalt seemed to enjoy this more than anyone else:

Is Trump's press conference tomorrow only on TV or is it live streaming HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017

"But what saved America after the terrible events of 2016?"
"Piss saved America, Rebecca."
"Piss."

-- sometime in 2081

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017

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