A giant white "foam blob" has invaded the streets of Santa Clara. Experts are still currently working to determine the exact cause of this expanding glut of whiteness, though some citizens have decided to just say "fuck it" and let it consume them:
The white foam, according toKTVU, "appears to be" a form of fire retardant that could have accidentally been released while testing a local fire system. Local police and other authorities are currently working to figure out a number of things, including what the hell is going on exactly and how the hell to do something about it.
Initial reports of the white foam invasion also included some fascinating details on some guy named Blake, reportedly the same guy who biked his way through the mystery substance:
"A man on a bike said he couldn't resist the foam. He said officers told him it's non-toxic and he should bike through it. As he went into the foam he disappeared for several minutes, but later reappeared covered in foam.
Good luck with all that, Blake.
At the time of publication, the growing blob of hopefully nontoxic foam was being livestreamed across the country while inspiring a multitude of hot takes:
Fuck 2016.
