For real, this is not for the easily squeamish readers out there.
A 19 year-old man from St. Claire in Sydney’s outer west has been treated by ambulance workers, after his scrotum was somehow entangled in a handheld electrical grinder.
The incident occurred on Friday afternoon, with the man taken to the Nepean Hospital in nearby Penrith. The Daily Telegraph reports he was ‘conscious and breathing’ when emergency assistance arrived, so shouts out to this dude for not passing the fuck out like most people would.
The man was taken to hospital in high-vis clothing, suggesting this was some sort of work-related accident. Whether WorkCover has a special form for this sort of thing though, we’re really not sure.
It’s also not clear exactly what occurred in order for dude’s balls to somehow become entangled in a hand-held grinder. Was this some kind of hazing ritual for tradies? Is this why they get paid so well?
There has been no word from the man, but a spokesman from the Nepean Hospital has told media that while the patient is in a stable condition, he was (understandably) not keen to speak publicly about his scrotum injury.
