Pornhub's BangFit Helps You Turn Sex Into a Real Workout

Pornhub’s Bangfit helps users turn sex into a real workout—and it allows up to three players.

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Following previous tech innovations like TwerkingButt and a bunch of free VR porn, the self stimulation experts at Pornhub are back with something totally different: their own fitness program. BangFit, described by the streaming porn giants as the "Wii Fit" of sex, helps users beat their sedentary blues without sacrificing their dedication to finer cinema.

"Today, due to our hectic work schedules and lack of motivation, many of us do not receive regular amounts of physical activity and lead sedentary lifestyles," Corey Price, Pornhub's VP, said when announcing the company's foray into the fitness world. "Here at Pornhub, we know from experience that there's one activity people are always motivated to do and one for which they are never too busy. That's getting busy. That's why we came up with BangFit, which gamifies sex and encourages users to pump while they hump."

Price isn't exaggerating about the detrimental state of American laziness. A recent University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center study showed sedentary behavior is associated with "increased amounts of calcium deposits" in arteries. These deposits, as revealed in April by senior author Dr. Amit Khera, have been linked to a higher risk of heart attack. "Each additional hour of daily sedentary time is associated with a 12 percent higher likelihood of coronary artery calcification," Dr. Khera said.

The body-toning vibes of BangFit can be enjoyed by up to three players at once, ensuring all the threesome-prone individuals looking for a great way to shred calories won't have to drastically change up their daily routine. Users can access BangFit from a laptop, desktop, or tablet with a synced smartphone to start their journey toward a fitter, happier, and presumably more orgasmic self.

As users attempt to keep up with whatever's going down in their favorite porn clips, specially designed avatars and the synced smartphone offer encouragement in the form of calorie counts and a performance-based points system. That means this shit can be a competition if you want it, so don't get lazy when you're in the middle of a BangFit-assisted fuck-a-thon.

"Think of it as the Wii Fit for sex," Price said of the potentially lifesaving program. "Now users can shred in bed and enjoy some stimulating sexercise." So what are you waiting on? Start fucking. It's what science wants us to do.

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