Pornhub Grants Planet's Wish for Free Virtual Reality Porn

Pornhub would like to ensure that no one ever gets any work done ever again. Thank you, Pornhub.

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Pornhub is once again making waves by becoming the first free porn site to offer 360-degree action, a profoundly inspiring move that will surely be studied by historians for centuries to come. The content-stacked site, which briefly stood as the only non-Tidal place to hear The Life of Pablo earlier this month, is teaming up with BaDoinkVR to launch a category dedicated entirely to clips optimized for an immersive Android and iOS experience.

"Virtual reality is the next phase in the constantly metamorphosing world of adult entertainment, and will provide users with a mesmeric experience unlike anything they’ve seen before," Pornhub's Vice President, Corey Price, said in a press release. "Now, our users are not only able to view our content, but be protagonists in the experience and interact with their favorite porn stars." Pornhub's VR content will be playable using "most virtual reality headsets" including Samsung Gear, Google Cardboard, and Oculus Rift. Curious as to what sort of content might await you? Here's an oddly displayed sampling of potential titles:

"After decades of kicks and starts, virtual reality is finally hitting its stride," BaDoinkVR CEO Todd Glider added. "McDonald's Happy Meal boxes are doubling as Google Cardboard. Now Pornhub is tossing its hat in the ring. Calling this revolution in mass communication a fad, resisting the urge to 'drink the Kool-Aid,' grows steadily more irrational." Judging by Glider's reference-heavy explanation, perhaps we should all consume McDonald's and sip Kool-Aid whilst firmly entranced by future-minded footage of professional sex-havers having sex.

To celebrate this planet-altering news, Pornhub is gifting 10,000 lucky porn enthusiasts with a pair of VR goggles to better immerse themselves in their favorite simulated sex scenarios. Never had an actual orgy because your real life is just an endlessly boring marathon of nothingness? Put those orgy-less days behind you and peep the details on grabbing your own pair of goggles right here.

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